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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Time For the Fake Jacqueline Scenes
If you recall, when reports of Jacqueline Laurita returning to RHONJ came out, I told you guys it absolutely didn’t happen on August 8th. My source explained that filming had long been completed and...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap Gators and Pussy Boys
Last week’s RHONJ episode was one of my favorites. I loved the girls in Florida. Everything was light up until the last few minutes. Today? The shit hits the fan. The girls go to the alligator farm and...
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WWHL With Rita Wilson And Jacqueline Laurita
I’m irritated as hell by that episode of RHONJ. I feel like I almost have to defend Jim Marchese. Sure he was being a little bitch but he sent Bobby into the bathroom to hide for the whole episode? I...
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Teresa and Joe Interviewed for WWHL and Will Appear on Reunion Filming Sunday
Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint. Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby...
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Dina Manzo and Amber Marchese Blog War. Winner? Manzo!
I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part … Continue...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli!...
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WWHL With Jim and Amber Marchese
I’m going to take one for the team and recap this episode. I am warning you in advance I may tag out before the entire excruciating 30 minutes are over if Andy let’s this be an entire show of talking …...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Judgment Day
And just like that, RHONJ comes to an abrupt stop after only 12 episodes. This of course means that everyone gets about half the check for a normal season. What remains to be seen is whether or not...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Secrets Revealed
OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part One
Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (Recap): A Whale-Sized Douche
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3
I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just …...
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Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Shit We Didn’t See Part Three Thousand
Dear RHONJ, Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci! Love Tamara Tattles. Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me?...
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The Real Househusbands of New Jersey: The Bobby and Jim Drama Never Ends..
Bobby Ciasulli has done an HOUR LONG, interview with some dude (mostly he is just talking) about how they all got to be on RHONJ. Mostly, Bobby admits he didn’t even KNOW Nicole before RHONJ. Bobby is...
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